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Ok, I’m not an agent. I’m a Records Clerk. Waaaaay cooler than being an agent. These are the stories relating to my job in a small town government office.

Day 1 – Arachne Weaves

The files of 925 are back! (We’ll see how long the last this time) Same bathroom. Same corner. But this time, the hero of our story is actually alive! Do you see it? It’s a spider. Sitting right on top … Continue reading

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It’s Gone?!?!

I walked into the bathroom today, and was shocked to find… Continue reading

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A visitor!

You know what they say about company, three days and fish… Continue reading

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Respect the T.P.

We got new lights at work. The work men were in every room replacing all the old school lighting with these new energy efficient, visually clean new lights. The office ceilings have that standard tile that pops out and crumbles … Continue reading

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100 days! Wait, why am I celebrating?

100 days is definitely a milestone! But in this case, of something that no one wants to celebrate. Including our little T.P. She realized that she had been abandoned in the corner of the bathroom stall for so long, and … Continue reading

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86 days and counting, still

the corner is where i cower where i sit alone for hours where i cower in the corner not unlike little jack horner except i have no pie and i don’t know mother goose so here i sit and sigh … Continue reading

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Day83

there is a spider who stares at me occasionally. he has left me a message… Continue reading

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The Survivor

Friday Feb 10th. Day, unknown (I’m too tired to count it out.)  Yup! Still there!

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43 days and counting

out of sight… Continue reading

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Sequoia or Charmin

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Day 38. Jan 20th, 2012. I bet the hundred and fifty year old tree that got chopped down for paper was pissed off when it realized it was going to a toilet paper factory. At least a paper factory has … Continue reading

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